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Matt TheHat

An Experiment In Futility

Name:
TheHat
Birthdate:
6 October
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it. ~George Carlin


This is the story of my life, or rather, that part of it that seems to me to be important.

"We’re basically stuck grasping at straws of what we find appealing, and then just hoping that the other person doesn’t murder us in our sleep." ~The Retropolitan


I'm from St. Louis, MO, but lived in Germany for four years from 96 through 2000. I loved it over there but hated the army. I only came back to live here again because of my daughter.

This isn't very much about me, is it? Oh, well, you're not gonna learn about me from a little paragraph anyway. You wanna get to know me? You have to talk to me, and then you'll just get confused until you get used to me.






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